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#Homestuck
#Koala Tea TV
#iCarly
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
I believe in God, but this still made me laugh so hard that I choked on my Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart.
(via possibilitygirl4)
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#Atheism
I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK OHMYGOD
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IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHA
i wasnt looking for this
THAT IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
oh
I still can’t get over how funny this is
So as I’m listening to this I’m watching Bob’s Burgers on Netflix and then I look up and this is happening.
(via cocorosco)
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#Call Me Maybe
#Alicia
Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
ohmygod the VIDEO
holy crap how is that even the same guy I CANT HANDLE IT
Can I just say I used to have a little-kid crush on Steve?
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You’ve been DOUBLE LOKI’D.
THIS POST IS THE BEST POST EVERYBODY ELSE GO HOME
#beginning to think that loki donning a fake moustache is actual canon lore now
(via cannolilicious)
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#Loki
#Loki'd!
#Moustaches
i shat rainbows and saw things no man should see: It's alive! ›
Right now at this exact moment I am listening to music. And the music is playing from a stream. A stream called Alternia Radio.
We’ve done it.
It’s working.
The music is playing.
It’s alive.
As of right now in order to listen you’ll have to…
Can I say how much I love this? Because I love this. I love it A LOT.
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#Homestuck
#Music
#My life has a soundtrack and this is on it
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Christ.
This joke will never not be funny.
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#Somebody That I Used to Know Meme
#Avatar: The Last Airbender
#Zuko
Lokis mind is like a box of cats
No really it sounded like some sort of bird being microwaved to death.
….I’ll go to bed now.
(via cannolilicious)
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#Loki
#Queueified!
an interesting, fun-filled and (mostly) true recording of my oh-so-fascinating life. as long as you don't mind a healthy dose of irony and/or sarcasm, i hope you enjoy. Ok, I lied. This is way above healthy dosage. Consult with the Doctor before reading.
My chumhandle is vocalRenegade. If you know what that means, we're golden.
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Hey Mackenzie! Look what I finally unpacked!
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Mackenzie, your mom is the greatest.
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me : what is social lifeme: can I reblog itme: or can I eat it
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and lo the fandom did pray,
“Hussie, may you send us an update showing us the ancestors, at least...
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whenever mackenzie’s mum comments on my facebook statuses…
